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jenni_b
#1 Posted : Sunday, December 20, 2009 6:59:17 PM Quote
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To get your creative juices flowing, please write some new lyrics to some festive tunes and share.

I thought I would start with Good King Wencelas

When you lie down in your bed
and cant climb out of it
Pour yourself some Baileys
and forget all about it

Rheu ma toid arthri tis
wont stop my festive spirit
when you've had enough take part
in the codiene and sprout induced FART

(yes I can see you are all amazed that I am not this yrs song contest winner...!RollEyes ) Go on, have a go-!)

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JulieM
#2 Posted : Sunday, December 20, 2009 8:40:39 PM Quote
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Jingle Pills, Jingle Pills, Jingle all the day,
Oh what fun- it is to take- the diclofenac each day- hey!
YES I'VE CHANGED, PAIN DOES THAT TO PEOPLE.
Calmwater22
#3 Posted : Sunday, December 20, 2009 9:02:39 PM Quote
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LOL LOL good idea Jenni
umm lets see

We wish u a merry what we wish u merry what oh yes it merry christmas
wish my brain would worky
dont eat all the turkey.


must be the pills!
and a hapoy new something
happy new
happy new year-got it.
glad tidings we bring for you and your king
we something merry christmas and a happy new year yes thats it.

inky07
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lizziemouse
#4 Posted : Monday, December 21, 2009 8:08:00 AM Quote
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Hee hee this sounds fun!!
jenni_b
#5 Posted : Monday, December 21, 2009 8:27:32 AM Quote
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yes! this is the high calibre of lyrics I was expecting from you lot!! Tee hee!

Keep em coming.
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lizziemouse
#6 Posted : Monday, December 21, 2009 9:11:44 AM Quote
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Here's mine and Sophie's contribution:
It's to the tune of Aled Jones’ Walking in the air (which I've got to know quite well over the last week as Soph's sang and played it on piano at three concerts!)


We’re dancing in the aisles
We’re cavorting in the middle of the road
We’re all wearing tassels
Bright ribbons and sparkly bows

I’m holding onto Jean
Doreen is spinning round and round
We’re finding we can fly
Around and round the pole

More and more join in
Amanda joins the crowd
Melly, Julie, Paula C
And here comes Little Bud….

Firemen gaze, open mouthed
Taken by surprise
Red-dog, Albert, John and All
Can’t believe their eyes!

We’re surfing thru’ the sky
We’re skating on the frozen pond
We’re skidding as we slide
I’m hanging on for dear life!

Suddenly, Jenni B
Breaks out on her own
Bouncing Tigger soon joins in
& they both steal the show!

We’re dancing in the aisles
We’re cavorting in the middle of the road
We’re going to have to have a rest
Before our hips and knees go!
Damned76
#7 Posted : Monday, December 21, 2009 10:08:33 AM Quote
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LOL LOL LOL Brilliant girls!

Jx
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#8 Posted : Monday, December 21, 2009 11:01:19 AM Quote
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That was terrific, I think we should all sing that one, every time I hear that song it will make me laugh and think of my friends on here, the mind boggles with the pictures LOL xx
jeanb
#9 Posted : Monday, December 21, 2009 11:15:20 AM Quote
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I'm working on mine today - great idea our Jenni!
dorat
#10 Posted : Monday, December 21, 2009 11:26:56 AM Quote
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Trying to get the brain in gear to think of a songConfused Confused

They are all very good.

Doreen xx
JulieM
#11 Posted : Monday, December 21, 2009 2:08:21 PM Quote
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We wish you a cure for RA, we wish you a cure for RA, we wish you a cure for RA so bring it out here,
We won't go until we get one, we won't go until we get one, we won't go until we get one, so bring one round here.



YES I'VE CHANGED, PAIN DOES THAT TO PEOPLE.
jenni_b
#12 Posted : Monday, December 21, 2009 3:14:50 PM Quote
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(away in a manger)

No money in the health service
No cash for a bed
No nurses, no doctors
and no dosh for the Meds.

The patients are moaning
So Gordon explains
He's given in to the bankers
flushed the money down the drain.
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jenni_b
#13 Posted : Monday, December 21, 2009 3:16:00 PM Quote
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lizziemouse wrote:
Here's mine and Sophie's contribution:
It's to the tune of Aled Jones’ Walking in the air (which I've got to know quite well over the last week as Soph's sang and played it on piano at three concerts!)


We’re dancing in the aisles
We’re cavorting in the middle of the road
We’re all wearing tassels
Bright ribbons and sparkly bows

I’m holding onto Jean
Doreen is spinning round and round
We’re finding we can fly
Around and round the pole

More and more join in
Amanda joins the crowd
Melly, Julie, Paula C
And here comes Little Bud….

Firemen gaze, open mouthed
Taken by surprise
Red-dog, Albert, John and All
Can’t believe their eyes!

We’re surfing thru’ the sky
We’re skating on the frozen pond
We’re skidding as we slide
I’m hanging on for dear life!

Suddenly, Jenni B
Breaks out on her own
Bouncing Tigger soon joins in
& they both steal the show!

We’re dancing in the aisles
We’re cavorting in the middle of the road
We’re going to have to have a rest
Before our hips and knees go!


One word-

CLASS!BigGrin ThumpUp
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Calmwater22
#14 Posted : Monday, December 21, 2009 3:55:26 PM Quote
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LOL LOL LOL LOL
looking forward jean and doreen ones!
he he inky07
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Damned76
#15 Posted : Monday, December 21, 2009 5:15:13 PM Quote
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Ding Dong merry am I
I've got the Depo feeling
Ding Dong verily am I
Bouncing off the ceiling!
Glooooorooorrooooooooooorious - wish I was always like thisBigGrin


Julie
JulieM
#16 Posted : Monday, December 21, 2009 7:50:43 PM Quote
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LOL


I'm loving these!
YES I'VE CHANGED, PAIN DOES THAT TO PEOPLE.
Lylie
#17 Posted : Monday, December 21, 2009 8:00:01 PM Quote
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I love you, merry Forum-ers
for all your crazy cheer.
for thoughts of wine, and Bai-ey-leys
and also crates of beer!
of hot mincepies and christmas puds
and ooh those sprouts galore
though they make make your tummy rather sore, rather sore
never mind, there is always room for more

But do not drink or eat my friends
so much that you can't move!
Remember all those expert docs who simply won't approve
but on you frown
when -feeling down-you humbly do admit
that you stopped all those blooming drugs and thought "I'll go for it"
and now none of your clothes prop'ly fit!!

OH, Methotrex and painkillers and all those awful things-
Take note or even better still
Buzz off! be gone! Take wings!
We're sick and tired of taking you, we've really had enough
but without you we have to say we really feel quite rough
yes without you we really feel SO rough!!

Maybe New Year will be the time
when we don't have to take
these blooming pills, these jabs and things
that make our strong will shake
'cos someone clever in the world
will suddenly have found
that we can beat this damned RA, RA
with "pureed gnat and wasp compound"

You can tell I am a bit anti-drugs right now!!!! Love to all for Christmas, New Year and always
from Lyliexx






Always be aware that what you do might hurt others........and if it could, do nothing without careful consideration of the consequences
jenni_b
#18 Posted : Monday, December 21, 2009 8:21:16 PM Quote
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The first "OH HELL!"
As I try to to get up
When I rea-lis-ed
my joints are STUCK

My toes are so sore
I cant get on my red boot
A toe sticking right up
doing the hitler salute

OH HELL, OH HELL
Oh Hell Oh Hell
where is me morphine
and bottle of Bells

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dorat
#19 Posted : Monday, December 21, 2009 8:22:25 PM Quote
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That's really good Lylie and Jenni!

My brain hasn't come up with anything yet.
Mind you , it hasn't had much time to think today.

Doreen xx
jenni_b
#20 Posted : Monday, December 21, 2009 8:27:37 PM Quote
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The first "OH HELL!"
As I try to to get up
When I rea-lis-ed
my joints are STUCK

My toes are so sore
I cant get on my red boot
A toe sticking right up
doing the hitler salute

OH HELL, OH HELL
Oh Hell Oh Hell
where is me morphine
and bottle of Bells?

The old knees creak
getting dressed is a fight
a dress? Forget it!
I'll be here all night!

I have read all the songs
lovingly written here
So to you NRASERS
I raise a glass and cheer

OH HELL, OH HELL
Oh Hell Oh Hell
where is me morphine
and bottle of Bells?
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